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December 13, 2006

People's Names

I forget what it's called but have you ever noticed how often someone's name reflects what they do for a living? Such as; an ichthyologist whose name is Dr. Fishman? The garment maker whose name is Mr. Taylor? The only reason I even bring this up is because of a news story that otherwise wouldn't interest me all that much. From Reuters:


Circumcising men cuts their risk of being infected with the AIDS virus in half, and could prevent hundreds of thousands or even millions of new infections, researchers said on Wednesday.

Circumcising men worked so well that the researchers stopped two large clinical trials in Kenya and Uganda to announce the results, although they cautioned that the procedure does not make men immune to the virus.

Public health leaders hailed the results as pointing to a potentially powerful way to reduce HIV infections in Africa, the continent hardest hit by AIDS.

"It does have the potential to prevent many tens of thousands, many hundreds of thousands and perhaps millions of infections over coming years," Dr. Kevin De Cock, director of the World Health Organization's Department of HIV/AIDS, told reporters.


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Posted by Jeff Soyer at December 13, 2006 09:46 PM
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The professor for the human sexuality class I took in college was Dr. Lehman.

It's interesting how often those type of things come up.

Posted by: Joe Huffman at December 13, 2006 10:45 PM

I will never again look at the decocking lever on my pistol the same...

Posted by: TAF at December 13, 2006 11:00 PM

About 40 yrs ago, there were partners in a Colon Speciality Medical Practice in Houston. Their names? Dr. Hamilton and Dr. Butts.

Posted by: Holly at December 14, 2006 01:48 AM

To comment on the actual story, if someone circumscised me as an adult, I wouldn't be in any great hurry to stick it in anyone...

What age were these men? Why does circumcision reduce the chance of contracting AIDS, other than my comment, above?

Posted by: Nimrod45 at December 14, 2006 10:29 AM

My brother got his vasectomy by Dr. Hackett.

Posted by: Ron W at December 14, 2006 11:14 AM

Someone's name reflects what they do for a living?

I don't think there is a real word, but a humor writer for the Washington [com]Post uses the following:

'aptonym' meaning, obviously, an apt name.

I would say it belongs in the dictionary, but the writer is a putz, and I wouldn't want to give him the satisfaction.

Posted by: Anon at December 14, 2006 11:40 AM

I had a skin cancer removed by Dr. Basil Cutlip.

Posted by: don at December 14, 2006 01:01 PM

My dentist's name is Dr. Krowne.

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2006 01:03 PM

Over on Dave Barry's blog there's a firm policy of making note of the all the people who's name they're not making fun of.

Posted by: KCSteve at December 14, 2006 01:17 PM

Wonderful!

They've finally found a potentially acceptable reason to justify maiming newborn boy children. Isn't that just too special?

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Posted by: Peet at December 14, 2006 02:04 PM

Cool, I'll have to print that out and fax it to my urologist friend Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp here in Austin.

I also remember a Dr. Looney who worked at Timberlawn Psychiatric in Dallas.

Posted by: Paul at December 14, 2006 03:55 PM

My wife's gynecologist's name is Dr. Anne Payne.

Posted by: chris at December 14, 2006 04:05 PM

I remember an execution in Virginia, many years ago. Someone closely associated with it was named Fry (not Frye).

Posted by: Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner at December 14, 2006 05:57 PM

"Why does circumcision reduce the chance of contracting AIDS?"

Cleanliness. The Jews probably did it for the same reason. It's easier to keep clean - no little creases and folds for germs to hide in. This applies mostly to Third World countries where soap and hot water are used less often. There's not much difference in AIDS stats between cut and uncut males in the West.

Posted by: Patrick Joubert Conlon at December 15, 2006 08:50 PM

Don't know about all that, but I was circumcised twice. There just might be something to it because I am in my 7th decade and I was way less than careful. Yet I have never had an STD. Of course it has now been awhile since I ran my traps, being married and much in love with my lady. But I still think of my health in that regard as nothing short of miraculous.

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