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July 12, 2006Sheryl Crow Sucks!I'm out the door heading to work but had to mention... I'm watching Sheryl Crow performing live on NBC's Today Show and I gotta tell ya, she has got to be the worst singer I've ever heard. She can't carry a tune, has a lousy, thin voice, and couldn't hit half the notes on-key. What the hell is the big deal about her? Guess we now know how much "doctoring" goes on with her studio recordings! Comments
Only think I could ever figure out was that she was pretty hot in the slutty spoiled daddy's little rich girl who drank too much and was looking to get it on at the beach house party sort of way. Beyond that, she has no appeal Posted by: countertop at July 12, 2006 09:03 AMI saw that show. She was little better in the second song but as you said was awful in the first. Off-key the whole time. How do you doctor a studio recording? she sounds much better in those. Posted by: RobertC at July 12, 2006 12:19 PMThe studio helps greatly for alot of them. Amazing how bad some of them sound in real life. My question is how do they ever get a record contract in the first place. RobertC: The studio technican is constantly monitoring and adjusting sound levels so he helps them up or down as needed. He can really help those off-key notes. Posted by: Randall at July 12, 2006 12:31 PMThey've got digital vocal pitch doctoring devices that can center the pitch practically in real time, I believe...if not adjusted properly they can make you sing like a synthesizer, but a lot of performers who should use them live, don't. Properly set, it can make a tone deaf drunk sound like they can almost actually sing! Posted by: Doug In Colorado at July 12, 2006 12:35 PMShe's also coming off some heavy chemotherapy for breast cancer, so she probably just feels lucky to have a voice at all. Posted by: Patti at July 12, 2006 01:25 PMThe chemo probably has a lot to do with it; I've known several people who have gone through it, and it does do bad things to the vocal cords sometimes. Posted by: BobG at July 12, 2006 02:19 PMDude, you let the cat out of the bag. Sheryl Crow Sucks! At least according to Lance..Ba, dum, dum! Posted by: 1894C at July 12, 2006 05:58 PMApropos of Kris, Willie and Sheryl Crow... two very nice duets: Me and bobby mcgee Crazy No chemotherapy. Radiation therapy. There is a huge difference. Posted by: Angelina at July 13, 2006 12:53 PMJust from reading the description of her ability, you could have been talking about Tyler Hicks. And America voted him an Idol? Posted by: straightarrow at July 13, 2006 04:26 PMIf it MAKES you happyyyyeeeeee, it can't be that baaaaa-aaaaa-ad -- unless, of course, it's a gun. Especially if it's sold at Wal-Mart. But all I wanna do, is have some fun. the comment input form disappears. Your comments are welcome. You don't need to enter a URL and you don't need a "valid" email address, either. Note though that MT Blacklist is installed to flag suspiciously spam-like strings. Unfortunately, because of the bastard spammers, the strings "google.com" and "yahoo.com" (even in your email address) are currently banned as well. So are strings such as "cialis" (a common spam) which rules out words such as "socialism". Try putting a hyphan in a word like that. By Golly, you're reading an archived post. Click Here to head to the main page and read current stuff...Into science fiction? Check out my group blog novel, Colony: Alchibah. See the reader's guide there for first-timer tips. |
