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August 27, 2005

This Is My Last Warning...

Heh. Someone is warning me to disarm!

Pretty good parody. I wonder which one of you is behind that blog...

Here's my response:


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Come and take it from me!



Posted by Jeff Soyer at August 27, 2005 12:15 PM
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Like I said the other day, they are a hoot to shoot. Especially with people watching. After the first couple of shots seems like everybody wants to try it.

Posted by: emdfl at August 27, 2005 02:26 PM

Whew! I have been laughing myself senseless for about 30 minutes now at that site. The funniest parts are the comments by people who apparently don't get it. That one's going into the subscription list.

Posted by: Nightgaunt at August 27, 2005 02:58 PM

I've seen enough sites that were so close in content that I didn't get it. I was gonna post a gritty response and then decided not to pee into the wind.....again.

Posted by: Didn't Get It! at August 27, 2005 03:28 PM

Something about that writing style... Very caustic humor. Or is it classic satire? That's all I'm going to say because I'm not sure... Damn funny site though. I love this.

Posted by: Jeff Soyer at August 27, 2005 04:16 PM

You are all very mean people. If I had the time I would put you all on my Blacklist! Then again you're probably armed militia men. Speaking of which, how come there aren't armed militia womyn? So you are sexists as well!

Go ahead and treat this as a joke Alphecca, at your peril, because come Monday, you are definitely going on the list and watch your traffic spiral down.

You are soooo lucky that the Supreme Court and Karl Rove stole the last two elections because if President Gore had been given the chance, you'd all be planting trees for the peace corps and doing something good instead of invading friendly countries all of the time!

Posted by: true blue at August 27, 2005 06:42 PM

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!

Posted by: Robert Douglas at August 28, 2005 12:45 AM

Well, I went ahead and added you to the Blue Flypaper Black List. Can't say that I'm upset to do this because you have some very mean people who come to your site who then wrote mean things on my site (why are all conservatives so mean?).

I know that I said that you had until tomorrow but I am going to participate in a rally at the food co-op I shop at. They caught an employee stealing and instead of finding out what problems the employee had and helping them solve them, they called the fascist police in to take a report (as if that's going to help that person solve whatever problems drove them to the alleged actions)! Of course if you were there you probably would hae just shot the poor man! Anyway, you're on the list and I'll mark my calendar waiting for you to come crawling back with apology in hand.

Posted by: true blue at August 28, 2005 09:52 PM

True Blue,

You caught Jeff doing something legal, but that you do not like. Instead of finding out what reasons Jeff has for owning guns, and trying to understand his hobby, you put him on your fascist list (as if that’s going to help you solve your problem with him). Anyway, I am going to mark my own calendar to see how long it takes you to realize that your comment touts helping and understanding in one sentence and smacks of your own brand of “black list fascism” in another (why are all liberals so mean?).

Posted by: Robert Douglas at August 29, 2005 10:55 AM

Robert .... please research the word "Parody". Then re-read Blue's site.

Posted by: Kristopher at August 29, 2005 12:54 PM

Goddamn that rifle looks like it'd be fun to shoot.

Unfortunately, our asshat AG down here in MA is working closely with Fat Teddy Kennedy (D-Chappaquiddick) to make sure us common folk will never have the opportunity to own anything in .50 BMG.

Legislation is currently moving ahead to ban them. And if it passes, there will be NO grandfathering. All of them will be confiscated if they aren't turned in.

Can't have the little people own stuff like that, you know.

Read it and weep: http://www.goal.org/gunban2.html


Posted by: Bill at August 29, 2005 03:42 PM

That site's not for real.....is it? Holy Crap!

Posted by: angus lincoln at August 30, 2005 11:34 PM

Looking good, Jeff!

But where can I buy some of that Alphecca ammo?

:)

Posted by: Eric Scheie at September 1, 2005 10:56 AM

Hi, Jeff! I know I'm disqualifying myself from potential gun-nut-hood by having to ask, but: what kind of rifle is that? It looks fun to shoot.

Posted by: Next to Last Samurai at September 3, 2005 08:37 PM

P.S. I had to ASK to be blacklisted. Sigh. Always a bridesmaid...

Posted by: Next to Last Samurai at September 6, 2005 08:53 PM
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