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August 14, 2005A Post About CookingWell, with a title like that, I'm sure that 90% of my readership is thumbing the scroll-wheel on their mice. Too bad. I know that anytime I put up a "non-gun" post, everyone falls asleep but it's my blog and I'll pass out the Sominex if I want to... I don't cook much. Hardly at all. I eat out A Lot and that is one reason (besides the cost of my stupid habit of smoking) that I'm always broke. None-the-less, I do prepare some lame, bachelor type things. I cook burgers. Rare of course. All meat, but especially beef, only tastes good if eaten rare. I never mention my family here and won't do that now but there is someone in it who really chars beef (and everything else) to the point of shoe-leather toughness. Never-mind that the taste is ruined, too. When I was a kid, we went to the local butcher who supposedly ground the beef himself. It tasted so good raw. Yup. I ate raw hamburg as a kid. But then again, when you're a kid, you will put almost anything in your mouth, including your fingers after playing in the dirt. Kids are always sick; who knows if it was the unwashed hands or the raw meat. Nowadays there are no real butchers. Most of us get supermarket hamburg that was ground in some midwest processing plant where ghod knows what part of the E. coli intestines were included in the package. For that, I cook medium. But steak is different. It isn't contaminated. It's pure beef muscle. It needs to be eaten rare. Rare is perfect for a big juicy steak. I like T-Bone myself. Hard to find although oddly enough, BJ's seems to have them. Go figure. Overcooking loses all the juices, the tenderness, the taste. It absolutely (but not literally) kills me to see people ruin wonderful steaks by overcooking them and then trying to chew them and complaining that they're tough! I'm sorry but there is such a wonderful taste to red or bright pink beef that I cannot grasp how anyone could want it all gray and charred and ugly and tough. If you ever ruin a perfectly fine steak that way in my presence, I will be forced to shun you for the rest of the evening. Other things I "make" include tons (okay, dozens) of Tortellini every week. I love it with an olive oil and vinegar dressing (although butter is fine, too). I boil a dozen hard-boiled eggs each week. Hard-boiled eggs must only be cooked until the yolk is hard but the innermost part of it is -- not runny -- but, er, syrupy. I'm not sure that's a word, syrupy but what the hell. I cook pasta of various sorts, mostly elbows and those twisty things and then baste them in over-cooked butter (when it gets slightly brownish and smells intoxicating) or cool them and pour some sort of bottled salad dressing on them ("Ranch" is nifty for that, or some parmesan variety). Incidentally, I always cook pasta in salted and olive-oiled water. Naturally I also cook lots of TV dinners but that requires nothing more than a microwave oven. My cats use it all the time to quick-heat their Friskies. I've always used really crappy pots and pans. I thought pots and pans were all alike. Man, I was wrong! A couple weeks ago I caved-in and bought a bunch of (expensive to me but probably cheap and laughable to you true chefs out there reading this) Revere Ware copper-bottomed pots and pans. What a difference! They heated up (on my rental electric stove) so quickly and cooked the food so much quicker. Just in eveness of cooking and speed of cooking, they are worth every modest penny I paid for them. I've used them for two weeks now and yesterday, I tossed my decrepit old Woolworth's junkware. Getting back to MEAT! I just can't deal with vegetables. I am not receptive to them. I will tolerate (okay, maybe broccoli and asparagus are okay, and tomatoes and --of course- potatoes) some things but not go out of my way for them. I probably have scurvy. I'm not big on fruits, either, although I do like peaches, especially if skinned and cut-up and sugared. Ghod's honest truth: If I go for more than a couple days without beef, I go through withdrawal. I actually get addict craving for it. I have to have it. I start dreaming about having it. Yeah, yeah, pork and chicken and (I really like) lamb are nice and all that but BEEF is what I need. My gout feels otherwise but to hell with that, I'll survive. A painful toe is a small price to pay for gnawing the bone of a T-Bone steak. It's what's for dinner in my house. Update 8/15: Since one commenter brought up the subject of cookbooks, I thought I'd let you know that I only own three but they serve (ha-ha) me well. I have Margaret Rudkin's Pepperidge Farm Cookbook (1963), and The Lobel Brothers' Meat (1971) and last but not least, the 1944 version of The Good Housekeeping Cook Book. All very basic and easy to use. Nothing fancy -- well, most of it actually IS fancy for the likes of me. Posted by Jeff Soyer at August 14, 2005 07:02 PM Comments
My beef generally moos when you stick your fork into it... Liz and I love red meat. Can't say I would eat raw ground beef but we do love our meat. BJs is the best place around to get beef. We often buy the 70 dollar beef loin and cut our own steaks... Nothing like 8 to 10 inch and a half to two inch thick steaks. We actually had the same problem as you. With the eating out all the time. In fact you have given me a bit of inspiration about a blog on what we have done with our cooking... Posted by: Kirk at August 14, 2005 07:21 PMDunno if you have a Costco in your neck of the woods, but they have terrific steaks. Most of my beef, when home, comes from there. And I agree that overcooking it destroys the difference between good and bad beef. I vacillate between grilling and pan searing my steaks as the ultimate method, and yes, good pans are a blessing - mine are stainless with aluminum core (although you do want at least one cast iron skillet, and learn to season and care for it). As for cooking, do you frequent Hog on Ice? Not many blogs primarily devoted to food prep that I know of, but he's a must stop for me when surfing. Check him out. Posted by: Steve Skubinna at August 14, 2005 08:26 PMHaving the right tools makes a big difference... though ReverWare isn't close to the top of the heap, it isn't bad. You can do wonderful things with Lodge cast iron if you are willing to take care of it, and it is downright cheap. Go buy yourself a GOOD set of knives. Chicago Cutlery or something similar. Carbon steel that you can actually sharpen. Get the block and the sharpening steel. If you want to go all out look for Henkel or another high-end brand (you can spend $500 on a professional set of knives.) Of course then you need to actually cut things up (My mother never bought chicken already seperated into the different pieces. She had a good set of knives) Also the veggies. (Size that you cut the veggies does effect taste, and cooking.) Good knives let you carve a roast, butterfly porkchops, trim steaks, etc. The same kind of decision making applies in the kitchen as it does when you buy stuff at Home Depot. There is the cheap stuff, the high-end professional grade, and the decent middle grade. And the quality of your tools do impact the results. A good cookbook. These are actually hard to find, since they all tend to utra-fancy recipes today. Something that covers the basics. How do a roast, how fry chicken, or roast a turkey. How to make gravy, or a cheese sauce for broccoli, etc. This will make a big difference, since it doesn't take that much extra to do something wonderful as opposed to something plain. Steak is fine, but not everyday. The old "Metropolitan Cookbook" - check ebay - is good. And being from the 50's, is concerned with solid, basic American food. Posted by: Zendo Deb at August 14, 2005 11:58 PMSaucepans aren't rocket science. The operative word is "heavy" if a saucepan is heavy enough to use as a lethal weapon, you're getting close. I got my best one by accident. The cook on a dragger in the shipyard I was working in threw it at one of the fisherman in an attempt to kill him and it bounced over the side. I fished it out of the water after the boat left. It holds a liter and a half and weighs almost four lbs. The lettering on it is Cyrillic, so I have no idea where it was made, but I'll never let it go. Gerry Posted by: Gerry N. at August 15, 2005 01:23 AMDr. Hibbert: this man has died of beef poisoning, heh heh heh. Well, what about wild venison? At any rate, all you need to know to cook "fancy" stuff is juice from a nice lemon, a fair amount of olive oil, chopped garlic and whatever spices you feel like that day. Voila! perfect beef/chicken/pork marinade. That, and a good BBQ rub with 5-6 hours of patience over a nice brisket and you'll have all the beef and gout you can stand. Yum! And lastly, try this: 1. heat walnut pieces in pan until nicely toasted. Drizzle a little honey and red-wine vinegar. Mix, then stir in a little cayenne pepper. Keep stirring until nicely carmelized. 2. Add to chopped leafy lettuce with crumbled bleu cheese and whatever else you like. Top with rasberry vinnegrete(sp?) and Voila! Instant yummy salad. And for the real gourmet: make kraft mac and cheese according to directions (mod: use only a smidge of milk, but lots of butter). Add browned ground beef and salsa. Voila! Super cheap gourmet college kid food. Still laughable but yummy at any age. Heck, I had that for dinner two nights ago. Posted by: ben at August 15, 2005 02:27 AMUgh. You made me shudder with the whole raw beef thing. Rare is bad enough. I like the sound of those pans. Most of mine are decent enough, but not topnotch. Nothing copper bottomed though. Nice. I know what you mean by the eggs. I make mine hard, but I don't mind them just slightly undercooked in the yolk, so they have that more gel-like look, and a darker color. Not big on runny yolks though. I ate a lot of takeout and fast food when I was single. When I cooked, it was usually burgers or spaghetti. Sometimes I got fancier. In general, I know the feeling, and it's hard to cook for one even if you like to cook. Ironically, since I've been cooking for two, I keep seeing ways I could have saved money and eaten better when single, without going to much or any more trouble than I already was. Go figure. Posted by: Jay at August 15, 2005 10:25 AMOver at Gullyborg he has a great recipe for steak and eggs. http://gullyborg.typepad.com/weblog_archive/2005/08/ultimate_steak_.html Easy to do and so very tasty (made it last night). Posted by: Brass at August 15, 2005 10:45 AMAh yes, beef! Especially if it moos when you poke it with a fork! Steak Dianne... One thing we don't tend to think of here in America is that we can grind our own beef if we want. That way, you can buy an inexpensive steak or stew-meat cut and grind it without so much worry about E. coli. We're just so used to the convenience of having it already ground that we don't think of the alternative. This only occurred to me when talking to someone from Brazil, where everyone has their own grinders and they make their hamburgers really fresh. If you're willing to put a little grunt-work into it, you can even find small hand cranked grinders that are relatively inexpensive, such as the ones at the link below: Dang, now I may have to run over to Cabela's and get one for myself... Posted by: Aubrey Turner at August 15, 2005 05:39 PMT-bones can be hard to find because they've got a little bit of spinal cord in the "T" and that's where the Mad Cow lives - so many retailers have gone away from them. "Smoke & Spice" and "The Better Crocker Cookbook" are the only cookbooks the Fishpimp family uses. Posted by: Johnnie Fishpimp at August 17, 2005 06:46 PMthe comment input form disappears. Your comments are welcome. You don't need to enter a URL and you don't need a "valid" email address, either. Note though that MT Blacklist is installed to flag suspiciously spam-like strings. Unfortunately, because of the bastard spammers, the strings "google.com" and "yahoo.com" (even in your email address) are currently banned as well. So are strings such as "cialis" (a common spam) which rules out words such as "socialism". Try putting a hyphan in a word like that. By Golly, you're reading an archived post. Click Here to head to the main page and read current stuff...Into science fiction? Check out my group blog novel, Colony: Alchibah. See the reader's guide there for first-timer tips. |