Alphecca: We Need Burrito Control Now!

April 30, 2005

We Need Burrito Control Now!

With a hat-tip to Instapundit, here's the story of just how dangerous Mexican food can be, from Yahoo:

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

Heh.

Posted by Jeff Soyer at April 30, 2005 09:06 AM

Comments

"... a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos ..."

Sounds like your fully automatic, sphincter-blastin' assault burrito. Surely this is a case where common sense calls for a little reasonable burrito control.

Posted by: Swen at April 30, 2005 08:59 PM

To be truly and assault burrito, it would need something a bit stronger then jalapenos - something along the lines of habaneros, that has some real heat.

Of course for some people, the addition of refried beans may be all that is required...

Posted by: Zendo Deb at April 30, 2005 09:24 PM

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April 30, 2005

We Need Burrito Control Now!

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