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December 31, 2004

My New Years Resolutions

Because it's...you know...er, New Years. Now that I'm nearing AARP recruitment age, I'm going to try to take better care of myself.

(1) I will actually try to swallow vegetables that don't pour from a Hunt's bottle. I could probably choke-down V8 Juice now and then...

(2) I will try to stay under the legally inebriated limit when going out for a few...

(3) I will try to exercise more. For me, "more" is anything that exceeds flicking my Zippo cigarette lighter.

(4) I will try to rant less when stuck behind stupid, dumb-fuck lousy, idiot drivers...

(5) I will try to use less ellipses in my posts...

(6) I will try not to brag so much about my perfection...

Oh well, better luck next year.

I do hope the new year is a happy and healthy one for all of you. See you soon and thanks for stopping by.


Posted by Jeff Soyer at December 31, 2004 06:06 AM
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Happy New Year, Jeff!

Posted by: michele at December 31, 2004 07:12 AM

HAPPY NEW YEAR JEFF!

I hope you don't mind if I borrow at least two of your resolutions: I become a ranting, raving maniac when I'm "stuck behind stupid, dumb-fuck lousy, idiot drivers" and I need to work on it.

Then there's the issue of ellipses in posts! Sheesh.

(I'm getting ready to go elliptical on you right here in this comment, so I better stop.)

Speaking unelliptically, you're a major reason why 2004 was such a good year for me, Jeff.

Keep up the great work in 2005!

Posted by: Eric Scheie at December 31, 2004 12:41 PM

Happy new year Jeff!

You should definitely eat more veggies. No gout that way...

Where was I...

I forget. Must be getting old, or brain-fried from ranting at stupid drivers. Could be worse... you could be in Massachusetts!

Posted by: Jay at December 31, 2004 02:44 PM

Happy New Year!!!!

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