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June 09, 2004

Really Gross...

Driving the highways of Northern New England, large splotches of dried blood are common where cars and trucks collided with deer and moose. But 9000 gallons of blood? From Reuters:


A German motorway was flooded with 34,000 liters (9,000 U.S. gallons) of pig's blood on Wednesday after an accident that caused a 20 km (12 mile) tailback, police said.

Imagine the line of cars at the car wash waiting to clean the blood off?

Now go back to your lunch...

Posted by Jeff Soyer at June 9, 2004 12:21 PM
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Hmmm... Imagine something like one of them there MOAB bombs, except full of hog blood, with a small bursting charge, dropped over Fallujah, or one of those places. Just to be fair, imagine threatening to drop a somewhat smaller one on one of those Rabbinical draft-dodger academies in Israel. If anyone wants to call me anti-semite, I say, "Anti- WHICH (individual) semite?" Does that seem harsh and intemperate? Well, it may be so, but if people are going to get all psycho about restrictive absurd dietary rituals, then that's a good weapon to use against them when they get intransigent and annoying. No, I haven't forgotten about you crazy Hindus and your silly cows, either.

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