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May 09, 2004

Muscle Men

Around here, I try to bring you the latest, vital news of the world. From today's Telegraph:


For years, women have complained that the beautiful, thin models used in advertisements leave them feeling overweight and inadequate. Now research has shown that men suffer exactly the same feelings of inferiority when they see adverts featuring attractive, muscular males.

Hmmm... Feelings of inferiority? I would have said "Lust" myself but that's just me...

There, that's my obligatory "gay" post for this month. Otherwise the secret-agenda gay conspiracy organization I belong to cancels my membership.


Posted by Jeff Soyer at May 9, 2004 09:09 AM
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Lust Away, Lad...that's the secret reason they put all those luscious bods in those ads in the magazines for all of us to drool over!!

Posted by: MommaBear at May 9, 2004 11:51 AM

The larger is question is this: What percentage of men and women actually possess these hypersexual, superattractive attributes? Maybe 10 percent? Fifteen percent?

Given that most minority groups are treated badly, why do insist upon idolizing these good-looking people? We ought to ostracizing them as the hideous, misshapen freaks who aren't like the rest of us.

Posted by: Leigh Hanlon at May 9, 2004 06:52 PM

Hmmm. Doesn't the secret-agenda gay conspiracy organization frown on the fact that you acknowledge their existence publicly? I thought they were, you know, secret...

Posted by: Brian at May 10, 2004 09:07 AM

Yipes! You're right, Brian. Fortunately though, none of them actually read Alphecca. Must be my support of gun rights, and lack of support for Kerry...

Posted by: Jeff Soyer at May 10, 2004 09:44 AM

Leigh Hanlon:
The larger is question is this: What percentage of men and women actually possess these hypersexual, superattractive attributes? Maybe 10 percent? Fifteen percent?
I believe that it is easier to get into Mensa (3% or less of the population are qualified for admission) than it is to attain those physical attributes that we are discussing.

Posted by: Steven at May 10, 2004 03:50 PM

"why do insist upon idolizing these good-looking people? We ought to ostracizing them as the hideous, misshapen freaks who aren't like the rest of us"

Leigh, I love you! I don't care if you're male or female.

As a toothpick-skinny, pasty-white, semi-homely guy, I say "Let's make fun of the hideous, misshapen freaks!"

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 10, 2004 10:29 PM

I love lust, whether androsexual or gynosexual. My secret agenda is to glorify lust as much as possible. Myself, I find muscular women most attractive.

Posted by: Steven Malcolm Anderson at May 11, 2004 09:14 PM

Hey, it's the part between the ears that really counts. I categorically deny that this has anything to do with my being old, skinny, and out of shape!

Posted by: Justthisguy at May 18, 2004 03:09 PM

if u r looking for muscular gays doing xxx stuff, go to http://www.muscle-men-xxx-movies.com ;)

Posted by: Vic at June 5, 2004 12:21 PM

I love lust, whether androsexual or gynosexual. My secret agenda is to glorify lust as much as possible. Myself, I find muscular women most attractive.


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