Alphecca

For My Friend Diane

Thanks to Two Nervous Dogs I've discovered what has to be one of the absolutely funniest item descriptions ever put on eBay. It's for a router table. Here's the listing. Here's just one quote:

This table comes with no warranty from me. I never bothered to try to take it back, even though it was under warranty because I was so ticked off that I knew I would create a scene when I threw it through the front window of Home Depot. So it sat in my basement for a few months, and now you have the opportunity to own this piece of scrap. If someone had some time they could probably work on it a bit and make it into something that's functional. Like a doorstop or maybe a paperweight. But it will need some more work before it's that good.