You know you’re in trouble as a Republican candidate trying to get the endorsement of the NRA and the gun rights crowd when even Democrats are mocking your pro-gun claims:

Smooth talking Mitt Romney heads to South Carolina today, one day after skipping his first National Rifle Association Annual Meeting since purchasing a “lifetime” NRA membership in August. While Romney has told audiences that he is “after the NRA’s endorsement,” he dodged the NRA convention in St. Louis despite being in the same town at the same time for a fund raiser.

Romney’s decision to duck the NRA meeting raises important questions. Was Romney afraid to be ridiculed by real NRA members over his claim to have been a hunter “pretty much all my life,” despite having never been issued a hunting license and having been on just two hunting trips? Or was Romney simply trying to avoid explaining his real record on gun control issues?

The press release by the Democratic National Committee even quotes “activist” Dave Kopel and mentions a Glenn & Helen Podcast interview with him.

To quote myself last February:

Yes, folks, it’s the Second Amendment Shuffle!

Romney’s been a hunter all his life. Well, okay, when he was a boy he shot some rabbits.

There’s a gun in one of his homes but it isn’t his.

He supports the NRA except for their position on gun rights.

By-golly, though, he’s now taken out a lifetime NRA membership just in time for the republican primaries. Someone should have told him that there are term limits on the presidency. Too bad there aren’t any term limits on pandering.

Romney can raise all the money he wants but he will never be trusted by the gun rights wing of the Republican Party. For that matter, nor will any of us consider Giuliani or McCain for those same reasons.

Bring on Fred Thompson. My mother lived many healthy years after dealing with Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma so I don’t see that as a stumbling block. Actually, as I’ve said before, my dream match-up right now would be Thompson vs Bill Richardson.

By the way, for continuing coverage of the NRA Convention, both Sebastion and Bitter Bitch are in attendance and blogging it up. Needless to say [Needlessly –ed.] Cam is all over it, too, at NRA News.