Guess which states prefer kale (excuse me while I wretch) and which prefer bacon (excuse me while I swoon)? From Business Week:

Make no mistake: Bacon states tend to skew heavily Republican and kale states, Democratic. Seventeen of the top 23 kale states voted for Barack Obama in 2012, while 11 of the top 13 bacon states voted for Mitt Romney. The moderate states on the kale/bacon spectrum were also the most balanced politically, splitting equally between Obama and Romney in 2012.

I’m living in the wrong state.