Nah, we don’t need tort reform in this country. From Oregon Live:

A 26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible for a brutal beating that helped net him a 100-year prison sentence.

Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy’s prostitute in June 2012.

How violent is he? The judge ordered him tied to a restraining chair, his lawyer to sit a safe distance away from him, and had nine deputies on hand to — if needed — subdue him. Sounds like an all-around, well adjusted guy.