Well, with a title like that, how could I not resist reviewing an advanced copy. The subtitle is, “An Alien’s Guide to Conquering the Earth.” It could also have been called Invading Earth for Dummies. We Will Destroy Your Planet, by David McIntee (Amazon link) is set to be released November 19th but you can pre-order it now on Amazon. Should you?

I thought the book was rather fun. It’s a bit educational (facts about our planet) and also offers numerous techniques to invade, conquer, or just flat-out destroy (not so easy) the Earth. Additional tips for controlling the human population as well as pitfalls to avoid.

Besides offering his own ideas, McIntee also covers the attempted conquest of us in numerous other books, TV shows, and movies.

Would be sci-fi writers might find the book a useful source for ideas.

Fortunately, although this guide is aimed at an alien audience, by reading it ourselves, we humans will know what to be on the lookout for.