You know, you can’t make this stuff up. There are no ‘winners’ in Egypt (or anywhere else in the region) but the current biggest loser regime - acting on a citizen’s tip - have arrested a bird:
[Egyptian] Officials say a man brought the suspected winged infiltrator to a police station Friday in the Qena governorate, some 280 miles southeast of Cairo. The man suspected the bird was an undercover agent because it carried an electronic device, officials said.
The head of security in Qena said Saturday that officials examined the bird and the device. Mohammed Kamal said it was neither an explosive nor a spying device, but likely a wildlife tracker.
But, just in case, they’ll probably stone it to death as specified in the Religion of Peace manual. After all, it could be a very life-like drone.
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