A census worker in Kentucky was found hanged, in a forest, with the word “fed” scrawled on his chest. His death has now been ruled a suicide:

A part-time U.S. Census worker found dead near a secluded Clay County cemetery killed himself but tried to make the death look like a murder, authorities have concluded.

Bill Sparkman, 51, of London, apparently was trying to preserve payments under life insurance policies he had taken out, one as recently as May, which paid benefits if he died as a result of murder or accident, but not suicide or natural causes, police said.

Suicide, like murder, is certainly tragic. But at the time Sparkman’s body was first discovered, the liberal media tried to paint it as murder by angry conservative rednecks.

Lachian Markay at NewsBusters rounds up some examples.