From a nearly incoherent letter to the Editor of the Times Argus which first starts off by suggesting a conspiracy over the name, “Sandy,” we get this:

Yes, gun control is needed. As Wyatt Earp used to post at the town limits: “Check your guns with the sheriff or go to jail.”

Sure, it was Dodge City in 1880, but so what? Things are just as violent now as back then. Gun nuts need to turn their guns in to the sheriff for safekeeping, and we don’t need them running around with M-16 assault rifles or other automatic weapons. This isn’t Vietnam. Maybe they need a deer rifle, but check it in with Marshal Earp or get thrown in the slammer. We all need to be more careful and watch out for possible terrorist situations and gun nuts.

‘Kay . . .