From USA Today: Poll: Voters prefer hemorrhoids over Congress
Well yeah; you can get rid of hemorrhoids.
From the article:
Voters say they have a higher opinion of hemorrhoids than Congress, by 53% to 31%. More than seven in 10 voters say they view jury duty more favorably than Congress, which musters only 18% support in that comparison. Even toenail fungus rates 3 percentage points higher Congress.
Does anything rate lower than Congress? Funny you should (in a rather oblique way) ask:
Some bold-faced names making headlines should take note, however. The poll says voters prefer Congress over Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Vladimir Putin and Anthony Weiner.
I conducted an informal poll of the cats, spiders, and — now that it’s getting colder outside — the ladybugs and mice creeping into the house. They rate Obama lower than whale-poop at the bottom of the ocean.
Vaguely related: CNN poll shows Dems and Obama getting plenty of blame, too, for the government “slim down.” Apparently, not all of the peasants are buying into the MSM’s campaign for King Stompy-Foot.